Quarter of a Jumbone?!!! Hooman Stinks!


Hi! Em Joey and em gonna be 9 months soon but the way these hoomans have started scrimpin on my treats, looks as tho em gonna stay this big forever. Hopin’ I don’t shrivel up!

Credits: Me Sis

They no like this b4. About 2 weeks ago, I very happy pupper. Big bro came home. I love him. He no lazy like Mum n Sis. He faster than Dad. He play a lot. Sis pets a lot n sumtimes it’s a heckin big concern when she does a smother. Mum is grumpy about everythin’- grumpy if I choo table, grumpy if I choo chair, grumpy if I choo carpet- she jus a grumpy ol’ woman but she give yummy foond. She shares from her plate the yummiest yums. Dad is super cool. He my favrit. He slower than bro but spends a lot more time. He smells like me. Sometimes he bees a pest and get after my ears to put stench drops but mostly he be cool.

Now, big bro sleeps a lot, he takes me shorter walks, he n sis bore me with their chats and screens and sumtime they run after me when I about to sleep. Sum timing! Dad at home these days, no work but takes me shorter walks too, watches lot TV and plays a bit. Grumpy Mum is less grumpy which is good, she pets me lots more but she is scrimpin on my snaccs! I got quarter jumbone this morning! I not got chimken garnish over the regular Royal Canin pellets (like goat poo) and chimken gravy. She so happy with me then what she doin? Not had soop in 4 days!

Hoomans in my family gone mad. My ears stand up when Mum say go it 19. I happy pupper and ran for 19 treats but nothin’. What corona? New treat? I pupper. Need treats for becoming big dog. Goat poo not helping. Can swap that for chimken sticks and chimken pupper rings! I love em’ drooly. Any of you no my family, tell em’ to give me more yumz.

Givin’ y’all a big mlem.

Comments

  1. Poornima090328 March 2020 at 09:40

    😂😂😂 Joey 🤗🤗🤗🤗 i pray ur momma gets less grumpy.

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  2. Anvita28 March 2020 at 09:51

    Awwwww....Joey, you little munchkin, you....wish I could also cuddle you in person, you pupper...stay happy and keep your hoomans happy by being just you.

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  3. RR31 March 2020 at 17:27

    Cutieee!!!

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  4. RR31 March 2020 at 17:28

    Cutieee

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  5. Toxicheaven19 April 2020 at 10:43

    Read it almost as soon as you had actually penned it but never got to commenting amidst ordering groceries online and watching the news!!! LoL.. It was such a pleasure - the read! Amongst my top favourites, the other one being the one you penned about the Suitcase :) Like someone smart once said.. The more I interact with humans.. I am realising how much I like dogs better!!! A squishy hug to Joey from me and Steffie too!!!

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    1. Exuberance Unlimited19 April 2020 at 23:50

      Thank you Toxicheaven and a lot of drooly licks and borks from Joey!

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  6. Poornima090326 May 2020 at 17:31

    Joey I he's you pupzzz awwwww lov uu daaling❤️

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